Tag: Amusement

Still funny after all this time…

by on Jun.17, 2010, under Amusement

Ever read any Bastard Operator from Hell?

It has made me smile many times. Feel like throwing your orange Swingline at that pathetic, useless, clueless luser that just caused you to work *all weekend* restoring things from tape?

Next time a luser *insists* you drop what you’re doing to help them print a Word document, ask yourself, what would the BOFH do?

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girls really *do* have cooties… See?? Told ya…

by on Nov.05, 2008, under Amusement

Interesting read from the Discovery Channel.
Girls carry more bacteria…

Asked if guys should worry about holding hands with girls, Knight said: “I guess it depends on which girl.”


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Google's Quote of the day

by on Aug.24, 2006, under Amusement

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
– Dr. Seuss

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Google's quote of the day..

by on Aug.01, 2006, under Amusement

To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.
– Aleister Crowley

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Funny Microsoft whois results…

by on Apr.27, 2006, under Amusement

Maybe they could use some DNS help… Sorry, guys, I noticed that the whois of apple.com is *much* cleaner, as is openbsd.org, redhat.com, etc… (obscenities, obvious ads and commercial entity references conveniently censored for your viewing pleasure.)

$ whois microsoft.com

Whois Server Version 2.0

Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZ.IS.0WNED.AND.HAX0RED.BY.*****.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.LIVE.FOREVER.BECOUSE.UNIXSUCKS.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.BE.SLAPPED.IN.THE.FACE.BY.MY.BLUE.VEINED.SPANNER.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.BE.BEATEN.WITH.MY.SPANNER.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.WAREZ.AT.TOPLIST.*****.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.SMELLS.*****.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.GIVE.UP.BECAUSE.LINUXISGOD.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.RAWKZ.MUH.WERLD.*****.CA
MICROSOFT.COM.OHMYGODITBURNS.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.LIVES.AT.****.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.POWERED.BY.*******.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.*****.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.HOSTED.BY.**********.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.AS.COOL.AS.*******.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.IN.BED.WITH.***.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.GOD.BECOUSE.UNIXSUCKS.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.STEAMING.HEAP.OF.F**KING-BULLS**T.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.MESS.****.CO.UK
MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.ITS.OWN.CRACKLAB.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.A.PRESENT.COMING.FROM.****.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.FILLS.ME.WITH.BELLIGERENCE.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.CAN.GO.F**K.ITSELF.AT.*****.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.ARE.GODD**N.PIGF**KERS.NET.NS-NOT-IN-SERVICE.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.AND.MINDSUCK.BOTH.SUCK.HUGE.ONES.AT.****.NET
MICROSOFT.COM
To single out one record, look it up with “xxx”, where xxx is one of the
of the records displayed above. If the records are the same, look them up
with “=xxx” to receive a full display for each record.

>>> Last update of whois database: Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:28:32 EDT <<<

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It made me chuckle…

by on Sep.24, 2005, under Amusement, OpenBSD

5.11.3 – My IPv6-less system doesn’t work!

Yes.
Please do not make modifications to the base system that you don’t
understand the implications of.
One “little” change in the kernel can have very large impact to the
entire rest of the system.
Please re-read this.

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